Who the heck am I?
I am an angry man with nothing to gain and everything to lose. I am sick of free t-shirts and tote bags. Nobody has ever wanted a tote bag.
Why are you doing this?
Because people who suck are making everything else suck too. I don't wanna live in a world where we are burrying stupid t-shirts in the desert
But what will I wear
Literally anything else. There is enough clothing on earth for everyone to wear 10x over. We don't need any more clothing to be made until the last set of underwear has been burned through